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[bigdamnhiro]

I'M SURE EVERYONE IS FAMILIAR WITH THIS MEME

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[bigdamnhiro]

(1): What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask

(2): So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building

(3): Bring your own text!

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[pushtheboundaries]

Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.

[bigdamnhiro]

tell me it didn't start with something like "my parents are deaaaaaaad"

because if so hes more drunk than i thought

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[robotic_angle]

Finished with half time left again?

Every good TA keeps crayons or colored pencils handy. Late nights happen.

[bigdamnhiro]

im not trying to brag or anything. i made sure to check and double check my answers first

but yes. finished with half time. i need to take crayons to exams

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[theregoessanfransokyo]

well tbh wearing a mask in public is sketchy enough, cuz its like youre about to do something and you dont want people to know who you are

but an IRON MAN MASK suggests that youre gonna do that, but it's also sciencey. not a good combo

[bigdamnhiro]

i thought iron man was the good guy

or do cops not read or watch movies, ever

[pushtheboundaries]

1) You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.

2) so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.

3) MAKE UR OWN

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[anewangle]

Please tell me that was meant for someone else.

/screams internally.gif

[pushtheboundaries]

It was meant for someone else.

On a tangentially related note, I may be changing my phone in the next twenty four hours.

[robotic_angle]

I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.

[pushtheboundaries]

You realize they'd probably end up annoying me, too, and that could go poorly for everyone.

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[theregoessanfransokyo]

filing this under texts i never expected but am in awe of. this is like being visited by a tiny cherub from the heavens and then it farts on you

deets?? if there are any cuz sounds like you dont remember. also: you didnt mean to send this to me right. something tells me

/screams internally pt 2.gif

[pushtheboundaries]

You need to delete that text and pretend it never happened.

In addition; I have very few 'deets' worth sharing. They include such gems as 'watch your drinks'.

[anewangle]

(1): I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito.

(2): I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.

(3): That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.

2??? 3?????? IT COULD BE ANYTHING

[bigdamnhiro]

on a scale of 1 to 10

how would you rate how drunk you are right now

because baymax has some concerns

all the things

[anewangle]

I am not drunk.

Its a school night.

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[pushtheboundaries]

And this is why I haven't gone to the movies in a decade.

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[theregoessanfransokyo]

same tbh. lets go get some burritos :D

[robotic_angle]

(1): Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.

(2): I am one with the molecules

(3): I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.

(4): I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP

(5): Bring your own text!

4 im sorry

[pushtheboundaries]

i'm the one that threw you in the tree get yourself down

1 cuz

[bigdamnhiro]

why do you even need socks? you're a robot now you're not gonna get cold feet please explain

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[theregoessanfransokyo]

there's a reason for it i swear

ill get back to you when i remember what it was

[theregoessanfransokyo]

1. My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.

2. I've worn the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.

3. You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.

4. I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.

(BONUS)

[anewangle]

I'd hope not. I do live above a cafe. My entire life smells like doughnuts and coffee.