A Big Hero TFLN

[bigdamnhiro]

I'M SURE EVERYONE IS FAMILIAR WITH THIS MEME

Comments

[robotic_angle]

(1): Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.

(2): I am one with the molecules

(3): I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.

(4): I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP

(5): Bring your own text!

4 im sorry

[pushtheboundaries]

i'm the one that threw you in the tree get yourself down

No don't be I love this

[robotic_angle]

Which is why I am contacting you. You know exactly where I am already.

And I would get myself down but my magnets are stuck together around the trunk and I can't get them to shut off.

cackling

[pushtheboundaries]

have you considered breaking the tree?

[robotic_angle]

Even if I could, I would still be stuck in this weird position.

Please don't leave me up here I do not maintain coherence when I hit a low-battery state.

[pushtheboundaries]

i'm still trying to get your little brother to back off, how am i supposed to pull you out of a tree?

[robotic_angle]

If I can get you away from him will you come help me?

[pushtheboundaries]

are you that desperate?

[robotic_angle]

I have 36% battery left and these magnets take a lot of juice.

If Hiro sees this I will never live it down. Worse if he sees me like this after I hit low power.

1 cuz

[bigdamnhiro]

why do you even need socks? you're a robot now you're not gonna get cold feet please explain

Wheeeee!

[robotic_angle]

Being a robot doesn't make me feel less naked.

Though I am still surprised I could stretch it out that much.

[bigdamnhiro]

what. what kind of socks did you put on, stripper socks???

[robotic_angle]

What?

Why would you even know what those are?

[bigdamnhiro]

better question: why *wouldn't* i know what those are?

[robotic_angle]

Because you are 14?

At least I know we've been over all the important stuff already.

[bigdamnhiro]

how many 14 y/os do you actually know. most 14 y/os understand the concept of stripper socks, even if they never witnessed them in action

im in the former category

jsyk

dont bring this up to aunt cass

[robotic_angle]

Stay in that category and I won't tell her.

Ugh great. Now you've ruined socks for me.

3

[theregoessanfransokyo]

there's a reason for it i swear

ill get back to you when i remember what it was

Fred!!! <3

[robotic_angle]

Please do.

By chance, you didn't get brownies at the school bake sale yesterday did you?

:D

[theregoessanfransokyo]

NO

maybe

wait i think i remember. I think it had something to do with darts

/flops on and loves on your Fred

[robotic_angle]

[Still going to throw out the ones Hiro bought just to be safe.

That also explains the holes in the wall around the pizza.]

Huh.

I take it the pepperoni slices were worth extra points if you could bullseye those?

eee thank you

[theregoessanfransokyo]

yeah! triple points if you could go through an olive

He is precious <3

[robotic_angle]

Sounds fun.

Too bad I wasn't around when you were playing it here in my room.

[theregoessanfransokyo]

oh uhhh

do you need the holes fixed?? i can do that probably

[robotic_angle]

Not to worry, Fred. A poster is an easy cover until I can patch the holes. The pizza grease on the other hand...might require a little more effort.

Just send me an invite for the next game and we can call it even.