A Big Hero TFLN

[bigdamnhiro]

I'M SURE EVERYONE IS FAMILIAR WITH THIS MEME

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[pushtheboundaries]

Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.

[bigdamnhiro]

tell me it didn't start with something like "my parents are deaaaaaaad"

because if so hes more drunk than i thought

[pushtheboundaries]

He's very drunk.

And threatening to build the entire batsuit.

[bigdamnhiro]

welp guess who's camping out in the garage tonight to keep him away from the 3d printer

i'll give you a hint the hint is it's me

right now though he's just laying on the bakery floor eating bagels and vodka and mumbling about the hero san fransokyo deserves

[pushtheboundaries]

At least he's eating with it. I'll see if I can get PS7 here working and get you a night off.

[bigdamnhiro]

...ok but is this like, a bluff, or are you for real right now

like am i gonna wake up in yama's special brand of yakuza hell tomorrow or are you really trying to keep them off my back tonight

[pushtheboundaries]

Let's just say I'm not convinced this isn't why they broke me out of jail in the first place.

[bigdamnhiro]

your friends have terrible taste in consoles then the playstation has no games

it hasn't in decades

like, maybe the effort would've been better spent stealing a decent PC rig

[pushtheboundaries]

They're not my friends.

And aside from that, the PC ports are notoriously flawed and glitched. Console gaming at least has dedicated hardware that doesn't need to multitask, as well as greater multiplayer support.

(They should have gotten the new Nintendo.)

[bigdamnhiro]

a true pro knows how to get the most out of his PC. which is, by the way, so much more than he could ever get out of his console

(nintendo's a hit & miss & way too easy for cheap studios to flood with cheap games)

ok but; BH6 vs Yakuza multiplayer night. Hiro & Callaghan rig crossplatform server.

[pushtheboundaries]

Is that why they're #1?

hiro will show all of u weak nerds how a pc gamer does it

[bigdamnhiro]

no

that's because they have tons of ancient and crusty franchises that still somehow reliably produce hits

kind of like how you're ancient and crusty and still punching people in back alleys

meanwhile yama is actually pretty handy with a rocket launcher and People Have Concerns

[pushtheboundaries]

I'll take 'ancient' and 'crusty' over 'infantile' and 'simple'.