A Big Hero TFLN

[bigdamnhiro]

I'M SURE EVERYONE IS FAMILIAR WITH THIS MEME

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so much screaming

[pushtheboundaries]

I'd rather have my pants! And the full memory of last night, for that matter, along with some aspirin.

[theregoessanfransokyo]

i know you said no deets but where are you even?? i hope youre not in an alley somewhere D:

[pushtheboundaries]

There are four walls and a roof and some other furniture.

And people.

Whom I'm trying very hard not to wake up.

/flops on and loves on your Fred

[robotic_angle]

[Still going to throw out the ones Hiro bought just to be safe.

That also explains the holes in the wall around the pizza.]

Huh.

I take it the pepperoni slices were worth extra points if you could bullseye those?

[theregoessanfransokyo]

probably a good plan

wait, do THEY have pants?? or is it just you? maybe you were super trashed and took your own pants off and theyre like 'nah just let him pass out like that he needs sleep'

eee thank you

[theregoessanfransokyo]

yeah! triple points if you could go through an olive

[theregoessanfransokyo]

always!!

yo did you know theres a place that sells sushi burritos?? theyre not really burritos its just a really big sushi

/CONTINUED INTERNAL SCREAMING ON CALLAGHAN'S BEHALF

[pushtheboundaries]

I am surrounded by sleeping people without pants, half without shirts, and I think one of the girls is as old as my daughter.



I have three PhDs and I have no idea what to do in this kind of situation, much less why I'm telling you any of this.

/EXTERNAL YELP ON FRED'S

[theregoessanfransokyo]

OHMY GOD OH MYG

no its fine its cool this isnt that bad. theres probably a perfectly good explanation for this


uhhh

hippie commune?

NBD UR PROFESSOR JUST GOT HIMSELF CAUGHT UP WITH A BUNCH OF FREE SPIRITS RIGHT

[pushtheboundaries]

that doesn't explain the cardigan.

THIS IS THE LIE HE IS TELLING HIMSELF RIGHT NOW

[theregoessanfransokyo]

maybe theyre also hipsters

maybe they seduced you with their pantsless, eco-friendly ways
and free cardigans

either that or it's a game of strip poker that ended up in a sleepover

[pushtheboundaries]

Not likely, I still have my boxers on.

the possibilities are endless

[theregoessanfransokyo]

ok so i have no idea how you got there but

i think the real thing you should worry about is getting out of there. find spare pants first

He is precious <3

[robotic_angle]

Sounds fun.

Too bad I wasn't around when you were playing it here in my room.

[theregoessanfransokyo]

oh uhhh

do you need the holes fixed?? i can do that probably

[anewangle]

Are you serious? Actual burrito-sized sushi?

[theregoessanfransokyo]

yeah! They also have sushi tacos and the shells are made out of pieces of fried eggplant

its really really good trust me

hiro will show all of u weak nerds how a pc gamer does it

[bigdamnhiro]

no

that's because they have tons of ancient and crusty franchises that still somehow reliably produce hits

kind of like how you're ancient and crusty and still punching people in back alleys

[bigdamnhiro]

dude. if the other students are that distracted by crayons, the other students have no game

not my fault

[bigdamnhiro]

i thought iron man was the good guy

or do cops not read or watch movies, ever

[bigdamnhiro]

dude i can tell you how bings work. you open a new tab and go to google instead

but im guessing you and fred didn't actually spend the whole evening hanging out searching things on crappy off-brand search engines, and you meant something else

[bigdamnhiro]

better question: why *wouldn't* i know what those are?

[anewangle]

Does anyone use bing anymore? Is bing even a thing?



Haha bing thing

[theregoessanfransokyo]

iron man is totally the good guy (i mean in most iterations im pretty sure there's an alternate universe spinoff series where WAIT IM GETTING DISTRACTED

maybe the cop you ran into doesnt know. hes not into the classics i guess

[anewangle]

That sounds absolutely ridiculous and I have to try it.